Just hit a 10lb PR clean and jerk at 148lbs and felt like I could have gotten even a little more :) :) :)
goddamnit “notes” is short for “notifications”
WHAT THE FUCK
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Lunatic fiber satan
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog
all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?