most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
Bob Dylan (via ohhhkat)
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
505, Arctic Monkeys.
"What’s your largest remaining goal in life?"
"I’m just a tourist in this world. I’m not trying to affect anything."